Does anyone else see the irony in this?

Why is this body-rockin' brunette doing the Mr. Roboto dance?

Why give a frontal wedgie?

That can't feel good. Although, maybe if done just right...?

How many half-naked drunk girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why make a pee-pee on your friend's head? Just why?

Why is this Neanderthal hitting on some hot drunk chicks?

Why is this camoflauged cupcake friction dancing a weather distressed bronze panther?

Why is this full-bodied sexpot angrily ejecting herself from a household appliance?

Why are these two Halloween hotties getting down and dirty with a friendly ghost?

Why is this busty sweater girl applying hot air to the nipples?

Why is this lithe and supple Daughter of Eve clinging to the breast of a mythical beast?

Why is this perky college girl celebrating the Autumnal Equinox with dildos?

Seriously, what is it with the crayons??

See also:
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Why do pretty girls bother wearing pants at all? They're obviously superfluous.

[Exhibit A]

Why are these high school hotties chillaxin' on a bed with a lampshade?

Why is this tight-sweatered teenage girl with lustrous hair pointing at a shoe?

Why is this cute little brunette crouching in front of a pile of Chinese take away containers?

Why has this hairdresser forgotten her smock? (And, furthermore, what is the address of this salon, I suddenly feel due for a trim!)

Why is this cute brunette soiling herself at a public beach?

Why is this Asian cutie man-handling an oversized sculpted bust?

Why is this winsome young housewife neglecting her kitchen cleaning in order to play with little toy cars?

Why is this long haired girl dry humping an oddly shaped lamp?

Why is this MILF simulating fellatio with an inflatable daiquiri?

(MILF = Mature Incredibly Lovely Female)

Why is this woman ostensibly enjoying the process of being forcibly taken by three Italian hunks?

Why is this sexy lady opening her third eye on a hotel bed?

Why is this busty beauty posing with a wad of facial tissue dangling from her left nostril?

Why are these hotties fighting over who gets to wear the fuzzy blue pants?

Why is this adorable brunette receiving a breast massage in the dish room?

Why is this not-at-all-unattractive female having such difficulty getting out of her clothes?

Why is this bra-rippin' babe going psycho with a massive pair of tongs?

Why is this girl with sexy legs nose diving into a hedge?

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Why is this girl cozying up to a nine foot weiner dripping with goo?

Why is this girl stuffing crayons between her milky white breasts?

Why is this cute Asian girl inappropriately handling an important work of art?

Why did you initially assume these girls were kissing a mammoth swollen breast?

Why is this girl so delightedly receiving a chocolate dildo?

Why is this buxom co-ed retrieving a key ring from a swimming pool like a well-bred Labrador?

Why is this sexy Asian babe preparing to osculate with a foul smelling beast?

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Why is this scantily-clad young lady erotically sprawled across her bed with a stuffed puppy on her buttocks?

Why is this jaw-droppingly voluptuous teenage girl posing in front of a gigantic blue bear?

Why is this attractive female masticating a corsage while hovering over a toilet?

Why is this exceptionally well-proportioned young lady ogling a deep sea creature?

Why is this cute blonde girl simulating a sexual act with a stuffed snowman?

Why is this girl wearing some sort of crown adorned with shiny silver plastic penises?

Why is this girl pointing to a picture of a man's erect penis?

Why is this chesty young woman wearing such a hideous jumper?

Why is this pleasingly well-endowed young woman apparently massaging her forehead with a rubber glove filled with an indeterminate liquid?

Why are these girls dismantling a shower curtain?

Why is this girl pulling her friend's hair?

Why is this girl wearing a He-Man crown?

Why is this incredibly busty blonde beating the crap out of some guy?

Why is this girl pretending to be June Carter Cash?

Why is this bosomy brunette pretending to play the congas? (Or are they timables?)

Why are these girls disrobing in the public square?

Why is this girl palming a bizarre sculpture?

Why are these girls pouting in front of a condom dispenser?

Why is this girl allowing a young man to apply what appears to be whipped cream to her ample bosom?

Why are these girls performing fellatio on a pitchfork?

Why does this girl put pretzels on her big breasts?

Why is this girl sitting in a Flintstone car?

Why is this girl vacuuming in her underwear?

Why the hell is this guy on the phone?

Why are these women straddling a fertility god?

Why is this girl wielding a machine gun?

Why is this girl displaying a pornographic magazine?

Why is this girl fondling a stuffed flamingo?

Why is this girl posing on a radiator?

Why is this sexy girl coquettishly inserting an enormous burrito into her mouth?

Why is this attractive blonde girl holding grapefruits?

Why is this large breasted girl holding limes?

Why is this blonde babe sticking her tongue out? And why is it pink?

Why is this long haired babe sticking her tongue out?

Why is this cute red head girl holding an inflatable turtle?

Why are these girls appraising their friend's breasts?