Sunday, April 26, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Does anyone else see the irony in this?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Why is this body-rockin' brunette doing the Mr. Roboto dance?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Why give a frontal wedgie?

That can't feel good. Although, maybe if done just right...?

Monday, February 09, 2009


Tuesday, February 03, 2009

How many half-naked drunk girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Monday, January 19, 2009

Why make a pee-pee on your friend's head? Just why?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Why is this Neanderthal hitting on some hot drunk chicks?

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Why is this camoflauged cupcake friction dancing a weather distressed bronze panther?

Friday, December 15, 2006

Why is this full-bodied sexpot angrily ejecting herself from a household appliance?

Why are these two Halloween hotties getting down and dirty with a friendly ghost?

Monday, December 11, 2006

Why is this busty sweater girl applying hot air to the nipples?

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Why is this lithe and supple Daughter of Eve clinging to the breast of a mythical beast?

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Why is this perky college girl celebrating the Autumnal Equinox with dildos?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Seriously, what is it with the crayons??

See also:
why-is-this-girl-stuffing-crayons.html


Thursday, November 16, 2006

Why do pretty girls bother wearing pants at all? They're obviously superfluous.

[Exhibit A]

Why are these high school hotties chillaxin' on a bed with a lampshade?

Why is this tight-sweatered teenage girl with lustrous hair pointing at a shoe?

Why is this cute little brunette crouching in front of a pile of Chinese take away containers?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Why has this hairdresser forgotten her smock? (And, furthermore, what is the address of this salon, I suddenly feel due for a trim!)

Monday, November 06, 2006

Why is this cute brunette soiling herself at a public beach?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Why is this Asian cutie man-handling an oversized sculpted bust?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Why is this winsome young housewife neglecting her kitchen cleaning in order to play with little toy cars?

Friday, October 20, 2006

Why is this long haired girl dry humping an oddly shaped lamp?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Why is this MILF simulating fellatio with an inflatable daiquiri?

(MILF = Mature Incredibly Lovely Female)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Why is this woman ostensibly enjoying the process of being forcibly taken by three Italian hunks?

Why is this sexy lady opening her third eye on a hotel bed?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Why is this busty beauty posing with a wad of facial tissue dangling from her left nostril?

Friday, September 29, 2006

Why are these hotties fighting over who gets to wear the fuzzy blue pants?

Why is this adorable brunette receiving a breast massage in the dish room?

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Why is this not-at-all-unattractive female having such difficulty getting out of her clothes?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Why is this bra-rippin' babe going psycho with a massive pair of tongs?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Why is this girl with sexy legs nose diving into a hedge?

Thanks to the guy who sent me this. Check out his web sites:

Nude people doing weird things
http://lerchbase.blogspot.com

Pocketlama Productions
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Products with unique graphics. Inside you'll find pets (including rats, cats, and dogs), funny slogans, political stuff, funny graphics, and beautiful art.

Why is this girl cozying up to a nine foot weiner dripping with goo?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Why is this girl stuffing crayons between her milky white breasts?

Monday, September 18, 2006

Why is this cute Asian girl inappropriately handling an important work of art?

Friday, September 15, 2006

Why did you initially assume these girls were kissing a mammoth swollen breast?

Why is this girl so delightedly receiving a chocolate dildo?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Why is this buxom co-ed retrieving a key ring from a swimming pool like a well-bred Labrador?

Why is this sexy Asian babe preparing to osculate with a foul smelling beast?

Hey! Send me pictures!

Got a shot of a curious cutie? It belongs in my gallery!

Send it to: hardleysurton [at] hotmail.com

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Why is this scantily-clad young lady erotically sprawled across her bed with a stuffed puppy on her buttocks?

Why is this jaw-droppingly voluptuous teenage girl posing in front of a gigantic blue bear?

Why is this attractive female masticating a corsage while hovering over a toilet?

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Why is this exceptionally well-proportioned young lady ogling a deep sea creature?

Why is this cute blonde girl simulating a sexual act with a stuffed snowman?

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Why is this girl wearing some sort of crown adorned with shiny silver plastic penises?

Why is this girl pointing to a picture of a man's erect penis?

Why is this chesty young woman wearing such a hideous jumper?

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Why is this pleasingly well-endowed young woman apparently massaging her forehead with a rubber glove filled with an indeterminate liquid?

Why are these girls dismantling a shower curtain?

Why is this girl pulling her friend's hair?

Why is this girl wearing a He-Man crown?

Why is this incredibly busty blonde beating the crap out of some guy?

Why is this girl pretending to be June Carter Cash?

Why is this bosomy brunette pretending to play the congas? (Or are they timables?)

Why are these girls disrobing in the public square?

Why is this girl palming a bizarre sculpture?

Why are these girls pouting in front of a condom dispenser?

Why is this girl allowing a young man to apply what appears to be whipped cream to her ample bosom?

Why are these girls performing fellatio on a pitchfork?

Why does this girl put pretzels on her big breasts?

Why is this girl sitting in a Flintstone car?

Why is this girl vacuuming in her underwear?

Why the hell is this guy on the phone?

Why are these women straddling a fertility god?

Why is this girl wielding a machine gun?

Why is this girl displaying a pornographic magazine?

Why is this girl fondling a stuffed flamingo?

Why is this girl posing on a radiator?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Why is this sexy girl coquettishly inserting an enormous burrito into her mouth?

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Why is this attractive blonde girl holding grapefruits?

Why is this large breasted girl holding limes?

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Why is this blonde babe sticking her tongue out? And why is it pink?

Why is this long haired babe sticking her tongue out?

Monday, August 21, 2006

Why is this cute red head girl holding an inflatable turtle?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Why are these girls appraising their friend's breasts?